An estranged brother and sister are forced together to babysit the Kardashian family after inheriting them from a mysterious wealthy uncle.

Da Vinci toils in his workshop through the night, discarding crazy prototypes before perfecting his magnum opus: the fidget spinner.

Will and Kate are shunned from the monarchy after giving birth to a giant psychic eyeball.

In the not too distant future, prisoners are forced to act in royalty-free stock footage clips in a place called The Getty Penitentiary.

Reality tv show with lookalikes of Liam Gallagher, Kate Moss and others on the first Virgin Galactic flight.

A barman locking up his pub is terrorised by the cartoon condom from the johnny machine as it chases him around screaming.

Clapton’s Missing Cat’s Club: A speakeasy for cats who choose to go missing, where they disparage the fonts used on their missing posters.

In the not too distant future, prisoners are forced to act in royalty-free stock footage clips in a place called The Getty Penitentiary.

A TV chef cooks up a load of shrunken football hooligans in a pan, pouring little footballs on as salt and so forth. It becomes the last straw for him - he’s a closeted football fan and strips off his uniform to reveal a football kit, setting the little ones free and running off to the match.

A film about those Russian geckos who were sent to space to have sex. Anti-gravity gecko porn in space.

When ghosts start reappearing it’s up to a group of hapless civil servants to reintegrate them into an increasingly intolerant Great Britain.

The Comedown South: A self-aware, self-driving car carries a junkie from Iverness to Camber Sands and ruminate on what it means to be alive.

All-meat Korean boy band “Sweet Meats” discover the price of fame and dangerous seasoning addictions in what soon becomes their last ever gig.